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Viddlediddlediddledow! Doo doo dowww doo doo dowww doo doo dow! Viddlediddlediddledow! Doo doo dowww doo doo dowww doo doo doow! Viddlediddlediddledow! Veeee doo dow dow dow! Viddlediddlediddle- Really? You’ve never heard that? I mean, have you just never turned on a radio in your life? Okay, okay, fine, maybe you’re more into the early days of rock. What about this?

Deeeeeeeeee-ummmmmmmmm. Dee dee dee dee dee Deeeeeeee-ummmmmmmm. Dee dee DEE dee dee deeeeee, did did diddle dummmmmm. Dip dum dee dee dee dum. Doo dee DEEEEEE ummm. Dummmmmm. Da da Dummmmmmmm. Nothing? Nothing at all? Wow, I don’t know what to tell you. I mean, I know this thing’s been tuned and I installed some imaginary pickups just last week, so it can’t be me. Maybe you’d do better listening to some air hip hop or something. Illusion Music has a great deal on pretend turntables this week. Yeah, I’m on their mailing list, it’s a great little place.

Wear this shirt: by not putting it on. Yeah, now you’re getting it.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you played guitar on Talkie Walkie. Nobody’s gonna get it, dude, just cash the checks and shut up.

This shirt tells the world: “See, Jack White, it IS possible to get even more lo-fi than you!”

We call this color: What Do You Mean, Black? Everybody Knows A British Guy Invented This Sound.

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