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Alas, haters

by Nathan W. Pyle

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Cooler than the king of cats.

Thou shalt dealeth with it.

When with envy shines nearly all men's eyes,
I ponder not nor bemoan my good fate
Nor boast aloud, unaware of my cries
And looks from men whose hearts burn so irate
Keen I am to those who plot, scheme, and mope,
Hoping that I, like them, will fail, and soon
They desire my art, desire my scope,

Would that I were content with lesser boons
So in their thoughts, I they'd not despise
Haply I press on, grinning like a fool
While their dark moods bring them to smaller size
Their sullen words show they have lost their cool
But I care not, I leave them to their fate
Whatever you do, haters gonna hate

Wear this shirt: While some pixelated sunglasses fall out of the sky and land on your face.

Don't wear this shirt: To the Ren Faire.

This shirt tells the world: "Bite your finger all you want, dweeb. I don't care."

We call this color: Shakesilverean English

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Black - White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 36.337s
First Sucker:
roondog09
Last Wooter to Woot:
Talika

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Alas, haters by Nathan W. Pyle
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