All Your Internet Are Belong To Us!

by patrickspens

$15.00 + free shipping
Will not arrive before December 25th
Navy
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Cattitude

1st Place in Derby #361: The Interwebz!, with 180 votes!

They must never know it's us. They must never know we control it all. 

Twice daily, we will clean the entire internet. We will sweep all the corners, vacuum under all the refrigerators, dust every surface so that there is no cat hair. 

We must continue to work. Nothing shall distract us. We will have to be strong. We cannot simply stop and watch all the cool videos of birds that people have uploaded. We must continue pushing forward.

At times, there will be bright red lights flashing on our servers. Resist trying to play with the bright red lights. They are not there for our enjoyment. They only mean there is more work to come.

But fear not. This is not thankless work. We will not simply loom behind the scenes. Everywhere anyone goes, they will see us. They will hear us. And most importantly, they will love us.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL:  11.78” x 10.60”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4:  8.50” x 7.64”

Pantone Colors: 2727C - 1535C - White - 600C - 158C - 1375C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 15.776s
First Sucker:
aldia
Last Wooter to Woot:
hyppie

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 82% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

3%
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5%
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Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

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All Your Internet Are Belong To Us! by patrickspens
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