Almost Free

by patrickspens

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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The Goldfish in the Bubble

It’s not that the other fish were mean, exactly. They just saw him as that weird kid in the glass bowl.

When they noticed him at all in school, it was to whisper rumors: why was he always inside that thing? Some said he had some kind of disease. Others said no, it was a pH thing, or maybe he wasn’t a saltwater fish. Somebody had the idea that maybe his parents belonged to some weird religion, like the kid who always had to leave the room whenever somebody had a little birthday party.

But did any of them ever ask if he felt lonely?

Wear this shirt: when you’re feeling like a fish out of water and then in some different water with a glass bubble between your water and the water everybody else swims in.

Don’t wear this shirt: deep-sea diving. It’s optimized for surface use.

This shirt tells the world: “The ocean is always greener on the other side.”

We call this color: Navy of One.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 136C - 715C - 7479C - 306C - 5473C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 34.000s
First Sucker:
werdwerdus
Last Wooter to Woot:
milujite

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Almost Free by patrickspens
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