Almost Free
by patrickspens
Printed to order.
Ships in 3-5 business days
Ships in 3-5 business days
When they noticed him at all in school, it was to whisper rumors: why was he always inside that thing? Some said he had some kind of disease. Others said no, it was a pH thing, or maybe he wasn’t a saltwater fish. Somebody had the idea that maybe his parents belonged to some weird religion, like the kid who always had to leave the room whenever somebody had a little birthday party.
But did any of them ever ask if he felt lonely?
Wear this shirt: when you’re feeling like a fish out of water and then in some different water with a glass bubble between your water and the water everybody else swims in.
Don’t wear this shirt: deep-sea diving. It’s optimized for surface use.
This shirt tells the world: “The ocean is always greener on the other side.”
We call this color: Navy of One.
Pantone Colors:
White - 136C - 715C - 7479C - 306C - 5473C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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