Almost Human

by radiomode

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Heart Like A Steel

2nd place in Derby #90: Almost, with 942 votes!

TELL-ME-ABOUT-IT

Well, I guess… love can make you the happiest you’ve ever been… and then bring you to the lowest place you’ll ever be.

SO-LOVE-IS-A-SERIES-OF-THRESHOLDS

Well, in a way, but… love can also make you want what’s best for somebody else, even if that’s not what’s best for you.

SO-LOVE-IS-AN-ADDICTION-THAT-REMOVES-ALL-COMMON-SENSE

Well… you’re getting closer. But robot, everyone has a different view on love. There are millions of poems and songs and erotic drawings that all try to find meaning in this one emotion. You can’t just make it into an equation.

WHAT-IF-A-DRAW-A-HEART-WITH-A-CRAYON-AND-THEN-TAPE-IT-TO-MY-CHEST

Robot, that’s not gonna… Well. Well played, robot. Well played.

Wear this shirt: to show that you are searching for love. Or that you’re a robot. Or that you’re searching for a robot to love. Or that you enjoy using scissors and tape.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a replicant trying to stay hidden. It’s not ironic, just arrogant. When you get retired people will be happy and say “that replicant deserved it for trying to wear a people shirt”.

This shirt tells the world: “By your command, darling.”

We call this color: Aspinocchioalt. We think that’s German for “dark but not really really dark, just kind of dark”.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Cool Gray 1C - 183C- 305C - 185C - 3025C Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 6.000s
First Sucker:
Jestik
Last Wooter to Woot:
blue3d

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 40% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Almost Human by radiomode
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