Alphabeasts

by recycledwax

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Fear Helps You Learn Faster

A B C D E F G, Mythic beings you can’t see.

A is for Angel, dating back to the Jews.
B is for Bigfoot, he’s really quite new,
C is for Cyclops, Greek like pastichio.
D is for Dragon, he wants gold, don’t you know.
E is for Elf, and that jerk shot the food!
F is for Fairy, traditionally mean and rude.
G is for Goblin, were they all 1d8?
H is for Hippogriff, sort of hard to create.
I is for Ifrit, he’s a genie of flame!
J is for Jabberwock, goth chicks all know his name.
K is for Klingon? Do they qualify?
L is for Leprechaun, a big cereal guy.
M is for Mermaid, never heard “GTFO.”
N is for Nymph, in the woods playin’ ho.
O is for Orc, yelling Waagh! in a storm.
P is for Phoenix, probably will be Hope’s mom.
Q is for Qilin, he’s from China and stylin’.
R is for Reaper, you’ll see him when you’re dyin’.
S is for Sphinx, so treat your parents decently.
T is for Troll, in our forums, most recently.
U is for Unicorn, (lol ur a virgin)
V is for Vampire, and those sparkles need purging.
W is for Werewolf, with a full moon he’s furred.
X is for Xorn, only known to huge nerds.
Y is for Yeti, fought the best Doctor Who, and
Z is for Zombie, as all hipsters knew.

Wear this shirt: because you want an excuse to talk about monsters with people.

Don’t wear this shirt: on some cryptozoological study. It’ll keep your spirits up when you find absolutely no evidence these creatures really existed. Well, except for the Hippogriff. No, shut up, he’s real! HE’S REAL! SHUT UP! LALALALALALALA CAN’T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALA

This shirt tells the world: “If you think this is something, you should see my Number Line of Sci-Fi Characters. It goes up to Seven!”

We call this color: Scary Red Eyes And Sharp Teeth

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 686C - 7427C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 58.000s
First Sucker:
calebmitchell
Last Wooter to Woot:
frasew

Purchaser Experience

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  • 90% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Alphabeasts by recycledwax
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