The Art Knight Returns.

Matt, I’m not so sure this is what the city’s crying out for.

“Of course it is. The city needs justice. Crime runs rampant through her streets. The innocent aren’t safe. The evil go unpunished. Someone has to set things right.”

But you’re not a cop. You’re not even what I would call physically active. And why does your voice sound so ridiculous?

“It’s not ridiculous. It’s intimidating. I must strike fear into the hearts of criminals everywhere. I will become more than a man. I shall become a symbol. A symbol that strikes fear in everyone, even myself.”

But you’re afraid of everything. You used to cry when those old Bob Ross re-runs would come on PBS in the afternoons. You said he was too creative.

“Exactly.”

What?

Wear this shirt: While terrorizing the streets with your own brand of creative and expressive vigilante justice.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re a governor on television announcing yet ANOTHER round of cuts to education funding.

This shirt tells the world: “You know your super macho comic book hero? A nerdy art school grad created it.”

We call this color: Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba BABY BLUE!

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