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Flyin' High

1st Place in Derby #359: Metamorphosis, with 233 votes!

The caterpillar goes into the cocoon and emerges some time* later as beautiful butterfly.

*During this time, the caterpillar must do a few things, such as:

  1. Graduate from a top engineering school
  2. Attend a painting seminar
  3. Watch all episodes of the televisions series Wings
  4. Listen to all albums by the the band Wings
  5. Complete the Flamin' Hot Wings Challenge as offered by Willy's Wing Hut in Bethesda, Maryland
  6. Compose a punk rock cover of Seal's Fly Like an Eagle, subbing out word "eagle" for "butterfly"
  7. Conquer fear of heights 
  8. Receive a PhD in Floriculture
  9. Perfect a Muhamid Ali impression
  10. Sit-ups, lots and lots of sit-ups

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 14” x 11.3” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 11” X 8.9” 
K6-K4: 9” X 7.2”

Pantone Colors:
- White - 550c - 7409c - 373c - 7737c - 7608 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 52.558s
First Sucker:
RAKFoo
Last Wooter to Woot:
mondele

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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