Ships in 3-5 business days
First, they wanted our information. Gladly, we obliged. Finding interesting things, people, and places on the Internet quickly is something we wanted, after all.
Then, they asked for our maps. “Sure, we said. Being able to locate businesses and residences with ease would be swell and so efficient."
But they didn’t stop. Next, they wanted our emails, our documents, our stock information, our phones. “We only want to help you,” they said. “We only want to make things easy for YOU.” And we believed them. Fell for it hook, line, and search engine.
We should’ve seen it coming. SkyNET? Nuclear war? Environmental destruction? No. Instead, it was our wise and powerful Wizards of G. And we were powerless to stop them.
Wear this shirt: when getting from point A to point B.
Don’t wear this shirt: while talking about how awesome the GPS on your Android phone is.
This shirt tells the world: “It’ll find you. That’s what it does. THAT’S ALL IT DOES!”
We call this color: The Sky’s Asphalting! The Sky’s Asphalting!
Pantone Colors:
Black C - 447 C-
Cool Gray 9 C - 292 C-
368 C - White C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
| 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
|---|
| Mon | Tue | Wed | Thu | Fri | Sat | Sun |
|---|
Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.
join the discussion (62 comments)
