Bad Directions

by nathanwpyle

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Total Destruction – 3.4 mi

3rd place in Derby #154: Cities, with 581 votes!

First, they wanted our information. Gladly, we obliged. Finding interesting things, people, and places on the Internet quickly is something we wanted, after all.

Then, they asked for our maps. “Sure, we said. Being able to locate businesses and residences with ease would be swell and so efficient."

But they didn’t stop. Next, they wanted our emails, our documents, our stock information, our phones. “We only want to help you,” they said. “We only want to make things easy for YOU.” And we believed them. Fell for it hook, line, and search engine.

We should’ve seen it coming. SkyNET? Nuclear war? Environmental destruction? No. Instead, it was our wise and powerful Wizards of G. And we were powerless to stop them.

Wear this shirt: when getting from point A to point B.

Don’t wear this shirt: while talking about how awesome the GPS on your Android phone is.

This shirt tells the world: “It’ll find you. That’s what it does. THAT’S ALL IT DOES!”

We call this color: The Sky’s Asphalting! The Sky’s Asphalting!

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Black C - 447 C- Cool Gray 9 C - 292 C- 368 C - White C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 45.000s
First Sucker:
sammxch
Last Wooter to Woot:
mayree16

Purchaser Experience

  • 8% first woot
  • 8% second woot
  • 34% < 10 woots
  • 26% < 25 woots
  • 23% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Bad Directions by nathanwpyle
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