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Baha, I has Nets too!

by James Cho

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Mmm, SCUBA snacks!

2nd place in Derby #62: Panic!, with 788 votes!

A lesson to bullies: There’s always someone bigger than you. Or stronger. Or smarter. Or with more appendages. You want to mess with sea critters? Don’t be surprised when a sea critter messes back, and you get octo-pushed around a little bit. Know what I’m saying? A little squid pro quo. Here are just four of the many important things that certain sea mollusks have and you don’t.

1: Eight armfuls of grippy suction cups.
2: A powerful beak for perforating flesh and crushing tissue.
3: Gills (this provides a significant home-court advantage).
And 4: Big octopus brothers.

Think this over, snorkle-boy. The tentacle tango isn’t such a fun dance when you don’t get to lead. Au revoir, mon calamari!

This shirt was designed by: James Cho—he’s baaa-aaaack! With this second-place tee, Crazy Jimmy hath returned to our li’l ol’ Derby like the prodigal son. Or like a bad penny. Say, for example, Penny Marshall.

Wear this shirt: if you get picked for “shirts” in a pickup basketball game.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re on “skins.”

This shirt tells the world: “There are plenty of fish in the sea. And some of them will crush your bones to paste.”

We call this color: Acephalophalt

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Pantone BlackC - 150C - 153C - 149C - 7545C - 600C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

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Baha, I has Nets too! by James Cho
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.