Bath Time

by Chow Hon Lam

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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 14 - Dec 19
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Dec 12
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Eats Shoots and Leaves to Take a Bath

The panda knows how to relax. After a long day, nothing soothes a panda’s aching body—adorably round but nonetheless susceptible to fatigue—like a long soak in a hot bath. Calgon takes him away. It’s an ancient Chinese secret. He peels off the work uniform, eases into the tub, and takes 20 badly-needed minutes of pure panda time.

It’s a cute image, but you know what? We always figured they were black bears with white unitards and balaclavas on, not white bears with black evening gloves and stockings.

Wear this shirt: to cover your bear skin. Get it? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, those homophones!

Don’t wear this shirt: in the bath. Seriously, do you not understand how bathing works, or what?

This shirt tells the world: “Bamboooh, bambaaah.”

We call this color: You’re On Royal Bluuuue / You Live In A Zoooo / You Look Like A Bear, But / There Has Actually Been Some Debate Among Taxonomists Throughout History As To Whether That Is In Fact The Most Accurate Term For Youuuu

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - Cool Gray 4C- 2975C - 546C - Black

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 17.000s
First Sucker:
duran55
Last Wooter to Woot:
jipijipijipi

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Bath Time by Chow Hon Lam
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