Be What You Want

by BootsBoots

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Kelly Green
New
Limit 15 per customer
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What A Coincidence, Huh

Hold that horn high, girl.

Yeah, that’s right. Those newcomers, they didn’t get the whole story. They just see what’s on the surface, and they don’t know you were the originator.

But guess what? You were. You were one-hornin’ it when that prissy pretty pony was still messing in the stable. Anyone who matters, anyone with eyes to see, they know the truth. And maybe their horns are curly and thin and are juuuuust different enough… but they didn’t have to wallow in the mud to earn them, did they?

What we’re saying is that if you did it once, you can do it again. And face it, if someone has to bite your style, what style did they have in the first place? You’re David Bowie, girl, you’ve got it goin’ on and then a little more to spare. Throw off that old look and come up with another.

And so what if some sassy pegacorn looks down on you from the sky? If they’re dumb enough to be proud of hand-me-down overalls, it sure ain’t your problem. Face it, nothing stops the Design-o Rhino. Hold that horn high, girl.

And strut like the talent you are.

Wear this shirt: and own it.

Don’t wear this shirt: like it’s a plain old shirt. This is a form-fitting diamond-encrusted custom designed ball gown and you’re the guest of honor at the hottest party of the year. Now get out there and knock ‘em down like nine pins.

This shirt tells the world: “I was me before you were.”

We call this color: They’ll Be Kelly Green With Envy At How Awesome You Are

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Features

Pantone Colors:
158C - 429C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 3.000s
First Sucker:
robbins876
Last Wooter to Woot:
motorhed

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Be What You Want by BootsBoots
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