Binge Rat

by godmachine

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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You Are The Cheese

Careful there, our gluttonous rodent pal. Don’t get caught in that trap. The trap of obesity, we mean. Sure, you’re living high now. But what happens when you’re too fat to climb around inside the walls, and you have to rely on your pups to bathe you, and you can barely run from the cat? Will this cheese binge seem worth it then?

Look at who we’re talking to. Of course it will.

This shirt was designed by: the entity known as Godmachine: designer of skateboards, illustrator of tour posters, purveyor of apparel, and proud son of Wales. Hon ddedfryda ydy ‘n dlawd Cymreigiedig, dude!

Wear this shirt: next time you’re trying to sneak into a deli.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re meeting the health inspector.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m delicious on crackers or in your favorite recipes, as long as you don’t mind the rat feces.”

We call this color: Swiss Lemon Surprise.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 217C- Cool Gray 2C- Cool Gray 4C- 119C - BlackC

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 50.000s
First Sucker:
winnie71
Last Wooter to Woot:
luckybo25

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Binge Rat by godmachine
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