Blink and You're…

by wakho

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In an instant

#1
...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

1st Place in Derby #366: 10K Round IV: Speciality Ink, with 385 votes!

What happens when you blink?

  • The coats in your closet host a rave.
  • Your Aunt Mildred’s Christmas card comes to life and rearranges your junk drawer.
  • Every cat on the planet develops opposable thumbs for one glorious nanosecond of unbridled destruction.
  • The carpet turns to lava!
  • All the celebrities from your old DVD collection hold a miniature awards ceremony in your microwave.
  • Your avocados go bad.
  • Cap’n Crunch leaps from his cereal box and leads a tiny navy into battle against a chihuahua.
  • Ashley - you know, that Ashley - well, the tattoo on her lower back springs to life and uses your computer without asking.
  • Your toilet yawns.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 15” x 17.8”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 11” x 13”

Pantone Colors:
Glow In The Dark - White - Cool Gray 6 - Cool Gray 10

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 42.335s
First Sucker:
barbel1989
Last Wooter to Woot:
tvero

Purchaser Experience

  • 43% first woot
  • 7% second woot
  • 16% < 10 woots
  • 13% < 25 woots
  • 22% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 40% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 7% one year old
  • 51% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 83% bought 1
  • 14% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Blink and You're… by wakho
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