Blue Genes

by Alejandro Hernandez

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Jeanetic Enjeaneering

Researchers now estimate that human beings began losing the "formality gene" sometime after the release of "Jailhouse Rock".

While the origins of the trend are uncertain, the earliest known cases appeared among populations of factory workers in Europe, before spreading to the western United States sometime in the mid-19th century. Prevalence was especially high among miners and ranchers.

But it wasn't until the 1950s that this mutation became endemic throughout North America and Europe, spreading to Asia through Japan soon after. Today, approximately 65% of people on Earth are now genetically unable to wear a decent pair of trousers or a tailored skirt. Many workplaces, restaurants, and official settings now make accommodations for this genetic need. A further mutation limits those who carry it to sweatpants, leggings, and other elastic-waisted pants. This mutation is especially common in the United States.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL:  9.2” x 11.95”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4:  7.2” x 9.35”

Pantone Colors: - 1385C - 124C - 140C - 2915C - 646C - 296C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 56.004s
First Sucker:
ghostr1der
Last Wooter to Woot:
ssuthram

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Blue Genes by Alejandro Hernandez
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