Bob appétit

by hartzack

$15.00 + free shipping

Printed to order.

Ships in 3-5 business days

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Limit 15 per customer
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How Do You Feel About Eating?

IMPORTANT: Yes, we dropped the price to $10. Did you buy it when it was $12? Don't worry! We'll hit you back with that $2.

Welcome to eating. We're just going to ask some basic questions in order to better shape your customer experience.

When you are hungry, you prefer to:

  1. eat
  2. do something else

Do you eat with your mouth?

  1. yes
  2. no

There is a table of food and a room full of rotating spikes. Which do you choose?

  1. food
  2. spike room

You're at a restaurant and your food arrives. What do you do?

  1. eat
  2. scream

You've just eaten a full meal and you decide to go for a jog in the ocean. Is this a good idea?

  1. yes
  2. your mom is a good idea

You get to work and find out you were fired two years ago. Is this considered eating?

  1. what
  2. spaghetti

Given all the crime in the world today, what is your wi-fi password?

  1. "password"
  2. "rectum_bus"

Tell me more about this rectum bus.

  1. no
  2. it'll be here in 20 min

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 12” x 7” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 10” x 6.3” 
K6-K4: 8” x 10"

Pantone Colors:
135c - 7608c - 625c - 5415c - 4875c 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
5m 5.114s
First Sucker:
bethbentley
Last Wooter to Woot:
elcheche

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 15% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

91%
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Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Bob appétit by hartzack
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.