Boba Lives!

by Luke Stiner of RedTye Design

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Nominative Determinism

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Boba Fett did a pretty good job as a bounty hunter, but have you ever wondered what they’d call him if he did any other number of things? Too bad! We’re gonna rattle off a big list anyway!

If he were a podiatrist, he’d be Boba Feet!

If he were a caterer, he’d be Boba Fête!

If he were a frat guy, he’d be Broba Fett!

If he worried a whole lot, he’d be Boba Fret!

If he were a vagabond, he’d be Hobo Fett

If he were a snake, he’d be Cobra Fett!

If he ran a health food store, he’d be Ginko Biloba Fett

If he were an oil, he’d be Jojoba Fett!

If he were a mammary gland, he’d be Booba Fett!

If we sold him on Woot, he’d be Roomba Fett!

If he were a Swedish car, he’d be Volvo Fett!

If he were a UX designer, he’d be Scrollbar Fett!

If you slept on him, he’d be Pillowba Fett!

If he were a gummy bear, he’d be Hariboba Fett!

If he were an OB/GYN, he’d be Vulva Fett!

If he neutered animals, he’d be Boba Vet!

If he were a tapioca ball, he’d be … well, Boba Fett.

If he were an average American, he’d be Boba Debt!

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 15” x 14.7
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 11” x 11”
K6-K4: 9” x 9”

Pantone Colors:
1375c - 7626c - 554c - 567c 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 9.779s
First Sucker:
waffle
Last Wooter to Woot:
masque12

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Boba Lives! by Luke Stiner of RedTye Design
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