Bread Ninja

by Kooky Love

$15.00 + free shipping

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Better Off Bread

Slicin' down the old phrase! 

The phrase, "the best thing since sliced bread" is really dumb, because c'mon: sliced bread is not that impressive. Here are ten other things that work a lot better:

  1. The best thing since penicillin
  2. The best thing since algebra
  3. The best thing since mass transit
  4. The best thing since one guy was like, "I want a warm brownie," and another guy was like, "I want some cold ice cream," and a third guy was like, "Hey, buttheads, why not put them together?"
  5. The best thing since the internet
  6. The best thing since the compass
  7. The best thing since hooks (think about it: they're pretty useful)
  8. The best thing since someone was like, "What if we build more house ON TOP of the house we already have?"
  9. The best thing since we went to friggin' outer space, bro! 
  10. The best thing since irrigation

There. Way better. You're welcome! 

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL:  9.71” x 8.38“
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8:  7.71” x 6.65”

Pantone Color(s): White - 7407C - 1555C - 7525C - 1595C - Cool Gray 9c - 4625C - Black 7C

Shirt Color: Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Pullover Hoodie

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
2X - S:  9.71” x 8.38“

Pantone Color(s):  White - 7407C - 1555C - 7525C - 1595C - Cool Gray 9c - 4625C - Black 7C

Hoodie Color: Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
6m 22.664s
First Sucker:
xaithian
Last Wooter to Woot:
selizondo1

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

88%
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Woots by State

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Bread Ninja by Kooky Love
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