Buried Treasure

by Radscoolian

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Down Under, The Sea

2nd place in Derby #225: Australia, with 610 votes!

There was a time when no one had heard of Australia. Can you believe it? No Men At Work, no Mel Gibson, no kangaroos, no planking, not even a Steve Irwin! Australia was just a big empty space full of wildlife and native peoples and prisoners who are the wildlife and occasionally the native peoples as well.

But then! Something magical happened! And suddenly those criminals made a decent civilization with a crazy opera house! And the whole world turned its sleepy head to look at the funny shaped continent that had stolen its heart. Children laughed at the kangaroos! Grown men laughed at the funny guy stomping around talking about batteries! Australia had arrived!

But the fish knew what the pop culture icons had forgotten. The fish knew that fame is fleeting. And that one day, the ocean will reclaim it all.

Even Hugh Jackman. Sorry, Australia. That’s just how it works.

Wear this shirt: if you’re Prince Namor. It makes a bold statement about who’s really in charge of things.

Don’t wear this shirt: around your clumsy friend who might trip and spill oil all over the side of the print. Because he’ll offer to pay for the cleaning but then ask you if he can borrow some quarters so he doesn’t have to break a fifty and you know he isn’t going to ever pay you back.

This shirt tells the world: “Poor New Zealand. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.”

We call this color: Black Mountain, located in the Canberra Nature Park.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
635C - 305C - 7459C - 7711C - 296C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.000s
First Sucker:
sombrillo
Last Wooter to Woot:
11235

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Buried Treasure by Radscoolian
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