Business Shirt

by Phil Jones (aka Murraymullet)

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

Printed to order.

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Matching Pocket Handkerchief Not Included

Old punks never die, they just decide they can’t earn a living on their art degree.

Corporate men are all around
Power ties and hidden frowns
Dummies guides on being slick
Learning all the dirty tricks

Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up

Margin calls, playing a hunch
Why don’t we write off this lunch
The nephew of your manager
Just got the job you thought you earned

Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up

Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up

A little radio would be okay
As long as on headphones it plays
And you submit your budget charts
Before the Friday layoffs start

Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up
Smash the dress codes, smash ‘em up

Wear this shirt: to the company picnic/softball game. Let your bosses know that even though you dress down for fun, you’re only doing it tactically.

Don’t wear this shirt: with a matching pocket handkerchief. Because there’s no pocket, you’d just have to hold it or something. That would get old pretty fast.

This shirt tells the world: “We call ourselves ‘Thatcher’s Cubicles’ now. Yeah, it’s based on an Alan Moore comic.”

We call this color: A Good Business Stays In The Black

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Warm Gray 1C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 7.000s
First Sucker:
loganlambrecht
Last Wooter to Woot:
iamelgringo

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Business Shirt by Phil Jones (aka Murraymullet)
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