Campfire Tales

by walmazan

$15.00
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Only You Can Prevent Nightmares

2nd place in Derby #115: National Parks, with 1357 votes!

“And he had these really long fingers…”

“Stop it! That’s not scary!”

”...and there was hardly any fur anywhere on his body…”

“I said stop! You’re not scaring me!”

”...and around his neck he wore a strip of fur from one of the bears he’d killed…”

“Stop it! Stoooop iiiiit!”

”...and he went around to all the trash cans and took away all the food before the bears could eat any, just to be mean!”

“Really?!? For real?!?”

“Ha ha! I knew you were scared!”

Wear this shirt: backwards so you can tell everybody you’re riding bearback! No, actually, don’t. That’s really stupid.

Don’t wear this shirt: and go camping with bears. Because they might kill you.

This shirt tells the world: “And when they got home, they found his hand still clutching the back bumper!”

We call this color: When The Log Rolls Over, We’ll All Be Brown.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7403C - 164C - 470C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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  • 7% joined today
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Quantity Breakdown

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Campfire Tales by walmazan
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