Campicorns

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Spoooky!

#24
...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

3rd Place in Derby #344: Purple, with 218 votes!

When normal humans get together around a campfire, they tell fanciful tales of unreal creatures. Conversely, when unreal creatures get together around a campfire, they tell stories about normal human beings. 

Here are some popular scary campfire stories that unicorns tell:

A man looks at an apartment to rent. He likes it but needs a night to sleep on it. When he wakes up, he calls the realtor only to find that the apartment has been… TAKEN BY SOMEONE ELSE! 

A man and a woman are in a relationship. The woman wants to leave their hometown and move to the city. The man wants to stay in the hometown because that's where he's always lived. The couple tries to find a compromise, but they can't so… THEY BREAK UP! 

A woman's rent goes up by $50. This frustrates the woman. She considers moving, but in the end decides… NOT TO MOVE! 

A man is on a diet. Someone brings donuts into the office where he works. He tries to resist the urge to eat a donut. But in the end, he caves and takes a knife and… CUTS A DONUT IN HALF! Then an hour later… HE EATS THE OTHER HALF!

Got a unicorn horror story to share? Post it in the comments!

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL:  14” x 10.78” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 11” x 8.47”“
K6 - K4:  8.5” x 6.5” 

Pantone Colors:
- 276C - 434C - 7403C - 7625C - 4705C - 216C 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 1.225s
First Sucker:
amallon1130
Last Wooter to Woot:
jetg2d

Purchaser Experience

  • 13% first woot
  • 6% second woot
  • 22% < 10 woots
  • 21% < 25 woots
  • 38% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 76% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Campicorns by anemality
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