Can I Be a Planet Now?

by ApeLad

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are you happy for pluto

PLUTO: UNFRIENDED.

approximately 10 shocking revelations about pluto. #4 may surprise you!! #7 may infuriate you.

1. pluto is where we get the word “plutonic.” as in, “we are just plutonic friends. stop telling people we are married.”

2. its atmosphere smells like freshly baked bread

3. it has no idea whether or not it’s deemed a planet

4. pluto is 60% water but it’s also a gas giant, so. that’s weird

5. scientists discovered empty KFC buckets on pluto

6. pluto is funded entirely by kickstarter

7. seriously it doesn’t care whether it’s a planet. it has no feelings

8. pluto regularly sends hate mail to neil degrasse tyson

9. pluto’s surface is so cold 7-11 uses it as an overstock warehouse for burritos

10. it has 4,000 moons, and they are all named Brenda

11. just to reiterate: it’s only a celestial body. not sentient.

12. pluto is an acronym for "please, let us try ovaltine"

13. its core is pure yolk

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-W4: 8.24” x 8.44”

Pantone Colors: White - 206C - 1545C - 726C 

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 1.441s
First Sucker:
Narfcake
Last Wooter to Woot:
jonesli577

Purchaser Experience

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  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Can I Be a Planet Now? by ApeLad
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