Canadian Periodic Table

by RobGlenn

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Put It On, Hoser

Second Place in Derby #34 (Canada), with 530 votes!

Avril Lavigne and ice and everything nice – that’s what Canada is made of. At least, if you go by this periodic breakdown of America’s hat. With everything from Neve Campbell to Nunavut, it comes reasonably close to capturing the multifaceted nature of the nation. We suppose Alex Trebek, D.O.A., universal health care, and lacrosse must be in the table of lanthanides and actinides.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member RobGlenn, who apparently likes his humor the way Canada likes its whiskey: dry.

Wear this shirt: if you like the idea of people crowding really close to you and staring intently at your chest. They’ll have to, to read the tiny print.

Don’t wear this shirt: to Mexico. If they see it, they’ll want us to make one for them, too.

This shirt tells the world: “No, wait, don’t take me hostage! I’m not from the United States! Wait, you’re making a terrible mista-”

We call this color: Heather Gray, Strong And Free.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
- BlackC - 176C - 4525C - 100C - 359C - 277C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 87% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Canadian Periodic Table by RobGlenn
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