Candy Corn Cannibalism

by goldfishinapicklejar

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Donner Halloween Party

Second Place in Derby #13, with 632 votes!

Behold, if you dare, the dark side of this ubiquitous confection. In a sadistic touch, the cornthropophagic savages appear to be steaming their unfortunate prey alive. Sounds painful. We don't see what all the fuss is about - candy corn was pretty much the only Halloween candy we had left a week into November.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member and Derby runner-up goldfishinapicklejar, also winner of the Most Evocative Woot Username Award.

Wear this shirt: without pants for a kicky new fall look.

Don't wear this shirt: to the remotest jungles in Papua New Guinea. In their culture, calling someone "candy corn" means certain war between your family and theirs.

This shirt tells the world: "It's a candy corn-eats-candy corn world out there."

We call this color: Cannibalue.

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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

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Quantity Breakdown

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Candy Corn Cannibalism by goldfishinapicklejar
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