Can’t Stop The Signal

by Fabio Franca

$15.00
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Anyone Who Had A Heart

“Aw, man. I knew this chest wasn’t locked.”

Hey, hey, tin guy. Over here. In the white van. Yeah, c’mere. I here you’re lookin’ for a sweet heart. Check it, me and my buddy are tryin’ to get rid of some organs. Yeah, they put one too many on the invoice. I’ll give it to you, hundred bucks.

Wow, okay, man, you’re a real dealer! Tell you what, we got a set of lungs in here too, you can have those for the same price. And you want kidneys? I got kidneys. Let’s say… one fifty for the whole thing. I’ll even throw in these intestines we found. No, man, they’re good intestines, small and large. They resonate, you’ll be happy.

Courage? Naw, man, we don’t do conceptual stuff. Hey, you need any cables? Oh, you got those lying around? Yeah, I understand. When my old lady left me, she got all the good stuff too.

Wear this shirt: to show you’re compatible with most standard ports. Nudge nudge, wink wink.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you work for Wired. We don’t need your charity.

This shirt tells the world: “Hey, Wired guys, they were lying in the writeup, they TOTALLY need your charity.”

We call this color: If You Blow Out The Woofer Because You Didn’t Read The Wiring Diagram It Is Your Own Asphalt

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White- Process Yellow C- 032C - 362C- 2746C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 26.000s
First Sucker:
axelseaa
Last Wooter to Woot:
garden214

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 52% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Can’t Stop The Signal by Fabio Franca
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