Cartons Of Death

by Reilly Stroope

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Orange You Glad You Didn’t Turn On The Light?

Attend the tale of Reilly Stroope
Put down your baseballs and hula hoop
He’s fond of orchards or so they say
But he stabs little cartons in their juicy brain
That’s Reilly
Reilly Stroope
He’s today’s designer, his shirt’s neat

Orange and grapefruit and lemonade
If they’d box up cherry it’d make his day
His signature curly straw does the deed
And he always recycles the husk that he leaves
That’s Reilly
Reilly Stroope
He’s today’s designer, his shirt’s neat

This shirt was designed by: Oh come now, we’ve already written it four and two half times.

Wear this shirt: to breakfast. An image like this will help cut down on the activist pancakes.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re trying to convince your best friend to give you a lift in his white Bronco.

This shirt tells the world: “No, Mr. Principal, I don’t mind another mandatory parent-teacher conference.”

We call this color: Black Comedy

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Features

Pantone Colors:
130C - 7473C - Pantone Cool Gray 8C - Pantone Cool Gray 3C -White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.000s
First Sucker:
shultzm
Last Wooter to Woot:
ReasonablyLucid

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 47% one year old
  • 37% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Cartons Of Death by Reilly Stroope
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