Cat Carrier

by Thatrobert

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You Sank My Cat-tleship

Even after thousands of years of human/feline relations, what does science really know about cats? Not much. We know that they can kill sleeping infants by drawing the breath out of their lungs. We know the black ones are bad luck. We know that their lives are much shorter than ours, but that they live nine of them, consecutively. We know that they have a special disdain for Mondays.

Some of what we think we know, though, is no more than folklore and myth. For example: Many people believe cats have an aversion to water. Not true! These people have obviously never heard about the decisive role the Confederated Asian Tabbies’ South Pacific Navy played in taming what were once almost totally lawless seas.

Oh, that landing on their feet thing turns out to be bogus too. Stop throwing your kittens off the stairs!

This shirt was designed by: Thatrobert, known to shirt.woot fans as the proprietor of BestLosers, the blog about the best shirt.woot derby submissions that—for whatever reason—fail to resonate with the fickle voters. It’s got galleries of past losers plus information on direct-to-garment printing; have a look.

Wear this shirt: to honor the proud toms and tabbies of the CATSPac Navy. Their long and tireless service is the reason you almost never see mouse pirates anymore.

Don’t wear this shirt: around dog people.

This shirt tells the world: “Permission to come aboard: Granted on the condition that you scratch me under the jaw.”

We call this color: Red, See

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - Pantone BlackC - Pantone Yellow C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 43.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 48% one year old
  • 34% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
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Cat Carrier by Thatrobert
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