Cats Of The Internet

by fablefire

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2nd Place in Derby #361: The Interwebz!, with 171 votes!

Cats. We have the technology. We can make them better.

Imagine a cat whose fur is made of sugar, like cotton candy.

Imagine a cat whose purring sounds like a really hot club jam.

Imagine a cat that can be turned inside out and look like a different cat.

Imagine a cat that's a liquid, and then if you drink the liquid, you get cat-like powers, like the balance and apathy.

Imagine a cat whose whiskers light-up and flash different colors (better when paired with the aforementioned hot club jam).

Imagine a cat that never meows, or always meows, or makes us wonder, is there really a difference between meowing and not meowing?

Imagine a cat that when you're like, "wanna grab tacos?" it doesn't say, "sure, where at?" It just puts its jacket on and heads to Bravo Loco, because seriously why would you go anywhere else?

Imagine a cat that could change its name every two months, so you'd always have something new to use whenever work made you update your password.

Imagine a cat that doesn't have any bones, or a cat that has more bones, or a cat that doesn't even know how many bones it has because it doesn't let that sort of thing define it, you know?

Imagine a cat that's perfect in every way. That is the cat we will build. The cat 2.0.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:

3X - M, WXL-WL:  11.08” x 15.92”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 8.82” x 14.00”
K6 - K4:  6.30” x 10.00”

Pantone Colors: Black - 636C - White - 7488C - 170C - 7402C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 26.993s
First Sucker:
jabrand
Last Wooter to Woot:
myew

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Cats Of The Internet by fablefire
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