2nd place in Derby #100: Mystery, with 979 votes!

Well, hello there, pretty kitty! You’re like some Southern Belle, aren’t you? Right out of Gone with the... where are you? Where did you go? You were right here in the kitchen, where did you go? Colonel, did you see where she went? Awwww, who’s the snugglyface oppressor of India? Who’s the snugglyface oppressor of India? Now, now, Professor, don’t be jealous. Where are you going? Is there something happening in the living room? Peaky-boo, what is that you’re batting around? And where did you get that rope, Reverend? Why are you causing trouble anyway? Why can’t you be more like Mrs. White? Come here, Mrs. White, yes, you’re such a good girl. You’re all such sweet little kitties, I don’t know what I’d do without- well, well! Look who’s wandering out of the study! How’d you get there, Miss O’Hara? Is that for me? What a good hunter you are. Yes, what a good, good hunter We’ll just keep it in this trash can. There’s no need to get the police involved.

Wear this shirt: for Caturday! Good job, voters. We’ll get some impulse sales outta this for sure.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re pregnant. It could lead to toxoplasmosis.

This shirt tells the world: “Does anyone know where I can find the nearest hot tin roof?”

We call this color: Creme. What else?

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