Celestial Watcher

by anemality

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Science!

3rd place in Derby #340: Double-Take Derby 23, with 137 votes.

Hey mom! Good to see you! Going up to my room! Bye!

"Hold on just a minute, young man. We need to talk about your report card."

Aw, shucks.

"It looks like you've been struggling with The Nonsensical Poetic Sciences."

Yeah, I've been having a bit of a hard time with those.

"Well, that's okay, sweetie! Let's review! What are stars?"

Faraway suns.

"Wrong. They're vibrant sheddings from the great cloud tiger. Next question, what is water?"

Two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen.

"No, it is glass animated. Next: what is decomposition?"

The breakdown of dead materials over time.

"No, it's a hug from Mother Earth to those who are ready to re-enter the soil. Honey, have you even been paying attention?"

I guess I've just been so caught up with trying to make the knitting team.

"Just like your father! But remember, class comes first."

Okay, mom.

"Great, let's stop talking now."

Sounds good.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL:  13.24” x 16.67“
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8:  11” x 13.85“
K6-K4: 8.5” x 10.7”

Pantone Colors: Silver Metallic

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 59.995s
First Sucker:
BrokenPaw
Last Wooter to Woot:
redlioness

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 84% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Celestial Watcher by anemality
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