Cephalopedala

by Jillian Nickell

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Baby Blue
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High Oct-ane

Pardon me, I’ve no time to stay, I’m late for a very important breakfast meeting.

Yes, I could just hail a crab, but I find a morning constitutional does wonders for my appetite. And I spent so much money finding a professional tuna to make my little bell sound just so, I just can’t let it sit in the garage and rot. Plus it’s a good excuse for me to get in betta shape, and eel the damage I’ve done to my body with all those years of hard living. I’m not as young as I used to be, and I’m already losing my herring from all those years of playing bass, I don’t want to lose my mussel tone as well!

And so, each morning I jump on my bicycle and rush through the streets. No time to play it koi! I just perch on the pedals, skate through the traffic, and say saury when I can. And I’ve never once been late! That’s just what you become when you reach into yourself and find how to do all you candiru. Exercise is good for the body and the sole, you know.

Boy, am I hungry all of a sudden!

Wear this shirt: and imagine he’s singing this and it gets like a whole bunch cooler.

Don’t wear this shirt: and think you can intimidate a Hell’s Angel. Although if you get lucky he might buy you a drink for giving him a good laugh.

This shirt tells the world: “Oct! Du lieber!”

We call this color: Baby Blue Ink

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7454C - 7545C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 54.000s
First Sucker:
ejsnipes
Last Wooter to Woot:
thegreatde

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Cephalopedala by Jillian Nickell
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