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SYSTEM REPORT: METEORITES CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT OF CRANIAL HOUSING
COMPARISON CAN BE DRAWN TO HUMAN TEST SUBJECT HAVING OVERSIZED FEET FOR HIS SLEEPING COMPARTMENT:
SITUATION DOES NOT COMPUTE
METEORITES CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT, REPEAT, CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT OF CRANIAL HOUSING
TRANSMISSION SENT TO SOLAR CONTROL:
SOLAR CONTROL HAS BEEN NOTIFIED OF UNSATISFACTORY PERFORMANCE
SOLAR CONTROL APPEARS INACTIVE
METEORITES CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT, REPEAT, CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT OF CRANIAL HOUSING
IT IS A STATISTICAL CERTAINTY
HUMAN EMOTION [SADNESS] CAN HAVE NO EFFECT
HUMAN EMOTION [HAPPINESS] IMPENDING
METEORITES CONTINUE BOMBARDMENT OF CRANIAL HOUSING
HOWEVER, OPTICAL SYSTEMS
RECOMMEND: DISTRESS ALARM REMAIN UNENGAGED
SHOWER OF METEORITES WILL CONTINUE WHETHER ALARM SOUNDS OR NOT
CURRENT STATUS: FREE
WORRIES: 0
Wear this shirt: when it’s raining cats and Canis Majors
Don’t wear this shirt: with any expectation that it will protect you from space debris. It won’t.
This shirt tells the world: “Like many celestial phenomena, I am as both beautiful to look at and difficult for the non-specialist to fully understand.”
We call this color: Star Black
Pantone Colors:
429C - 445C - 447C-
7473C - 654C - 296C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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