Childish Side of the Moon

by Brandon Ortwein

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The Greatest Gift Of All: Solvency

Listen, we need someone to buy a shirt today or we're broke.

So we keep our books pretty straight here at Woot. Dot every i, cross every t -- all that. But it turns out that, when projecting our annual revenue, we forgot that nobody buys anything on Christmas day. Whoops.

So all the fancy new office space, monkey-slinging catapults, and mutant-creating acids that we bought on the assumption of huge sale on December 25th might have been a mistake. We could go bankrupt.

But here's the thing: If even a single customer buys a single thing today, we'll be in the black. It doesn't need to be anything fancy, like whatever they've got on Tech.Woot; it could be as cheap as a t-shirt. As cheap as this t-shirt, in fact…

So we really just need somebody to step up, take one for the team, and buy something on Christmas. Buy this crayon/Floyd shirt, and we'll owe you big time.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): White - 193C - 1655C - 7405C - 7739C - 660C - 2593C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 43.663s
First Sucker:
JLoose
Last Wooter to Woot:
gmorin1

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Childish Side of the Moon by Brandon Ortwein
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