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Civic Duty Dance

by dekonstruct

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
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Funky Presidents

Third Place in Derby #25 (Citizenship), with 316 votes!

Said I came down here with my whole crew
G-Dog, Teddy, Ol’ Dirty Abe too
To bust our fresh moves for all y’all
Across the whole entire length of the National Mall
‘Cause we hot like jalapeño, cool like ranch
And our posse is known as the Executive Branch
We can veto legislation, or pardon a thief
And we’re the military commanders-in-chief
You know we govern well so you’re well governmented
And we can do the robot ‘fore a robot’s invented
Yeah, we’ll rock the Republic before we’re done
Or my name is not DJ Jazzy Jefferson
WHAT

This shirt was designed by: dekonstruct, riding a hot Derby-winning streak that shows no sign of cooling. Seriously, who spiked dekonstruct’s Grape Nuts alluvasudden?

 

Wear this shirt: if you’re at least 35 years old, a natural born citizen of the United States, and have resided in the U.S. for at least 14 years.

Don’t wear this shirt: on Judiciary turf.

This shirt tells the world: “Rushmore, Smushmore; I’ll make my monument to great Presidents out of 100% pure Electric Boogaloo, thank you very much.”

We call this color: Asph-alternate History

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Sales Stats

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0m 9.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Civic Duty Dance by dekonstruct
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.