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CMYKF5

by cmdixon

$19.00 + free shipping
White
Tee
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And Our Umber Got Totally Burnt

1st place in Derby #94: Air, with 1213 votes!

GREIGEVILLE - Residents are still reeling from the multichromatic devastation unleashed here by a tornado of color early Friday morning.

Rated an F5 on the intensity scale, the tornado descended upon the taupe and cream streets with it a garishly vivid horror rarely seen in the area.

“This has always been a nice, neutral-toned kind of town,” said local egg farmer Buff Ecru, 57. “I’d never even heard of ‘cyan’.

“I wish to hell I still hadn’t.”

The town’s main street, Ivory Boulevard, was virtually unrecognizable in the wake of the storm, its pale storefront facades a brilliant chaos of color. A handwritten sign posted Friday on a popular local restaurant, the Clamshell, read CLOSED FOR DECOLORIZATION. At this point, nobody can say exactly when the Clamshell will resume serving its signature vanilla-and-marshmallow milkshakes. But residents had larger worries.

“The Elks Hall is magenta,” Ecru continued, clearly shaken. “Think about that: magenta. Who ever heard of a magenta elk? It’s wrong.”

City officials vowed to begin cleanup immediately and salvage as much of the town’s historic drabness as possible. But whatever happens, one thing is certain: life here will never look the same again.

Wear this shirt: to reassure everybody in the basement with you that tornadoes can be fun.

Don’t wear this shirt: and try to make jokes about how you’re a colored person.

This shirt tells the world: “Cy-y-y-yan…over you…”

We call this color: White Is Too A Color

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 34.000s

Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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CMYKF5 by cmdixon
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