Columbus Discovers Seven Stranded Castaways

by edgarrmcherly

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That’s America, All Right

Just pray there isn’t an escaped gorilla on the Santa Maria.

1st place in Derby #77: Alternate History, with 1111 votes!

O Beautiful
Those island skies
Found by a guy from Spain

He wanted gold
He wanted land
And also wanted fame

But then he found
Some castaways
Who warned him how it’d be

Remembered for
One single thing
Typecast eternity

Wear this shirt: when you’re hanging out with your cool beatnik friends. Everyone knows you as a beatnik, after all. What could possibly ever change that? You don’t need to worry about it. You’ll always be a symbol of cool. Just take any job you want. Any job at all.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a Harlem Globetrotter traveling on the Pacific Princess. If you have to ask why, you’re too young to understand.

This shirt tells the world: “Ginger is a spice, right? Maybe we can still spin this at the investor’s meeting.”

We call this color: In Fourteen Hundred And Ninety Two, Columbus’ Shirt Was Baby Blue

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Cool Gray 2C - 7500C- 7504C - 1797C- 361C - 647C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Columbus Discovers Seven Stranded Castaways by edgarrmcherly
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