Compendium of Coiffure

by Dan Rule

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Come on in, have a seat.

You can look at the chart if you want, but it will only frustrate you.

Look son, I been barberin’ in this town nigh on 45 years and I don’t need no uppity kid like you tellin’ me things about “feathered edges” and “Bieber bowls” and other nonsensical hooey.

Believe me, I know what I’m doin’. And what I’m doin’ is flat tops.

Sure you can call it whatever you want: a “mohawk,” a “fade,” a “Suave Pablo,” whatever. You’re gettin’ a flat top. If it was good enough for Johnny Unitas you can bet your ass it’s good enough for you.

Well complain all you want, but if you don’t like it you can go find some OTHER barbershop with haircuts for $7.

Wear this shirt: To your next appointment for a haircut. Just point!

Don’t wear this shirt: Pretty much anywhere else.

This shirt tells the world: “If it weren’t for the receding hairline I’d be pretty stylish.”

We call this color: Swhitey Todd

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL: 12” x 17.42”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  9” x 13.07”
K6 - K4: 6.88” x 10”  

Pantone Colors:
485C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 39.000s
First Sucker:
T-MINUS10
Last Wooter to Woot:
mpolich26

Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Compendium of Coiffure by Dan Rule
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