Concerts will never be the same

by tjost

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Back In My Day You Had To Work At It

Now look at them iPhones, that’s the way you do it
A virtual lighter on your phone’s touchscreen
That ain’t flickin’, that’s the way you do it
Zippos for nothin’ and your Bics for free

Now that ain’t flickin’, that’s the way you do it
Lemme tell you them phones ain’t dumb
Just launch the app with a touch of your finger
Never get a blister on your thumb

We gotta flick these butane-filled lighters
Buy ‘em in six-packs at the checkout li-i-i-i-ine
We gotta flick these little thumbwheels
We gotta strike a spark on the flint

Yeah, look at them iPhones, that’s the way you do it
A virtual lighter on your phone’s touchscreen
That ain’t flickin’, that’s the way you do it
Zippos for nothin’ and your Bics for free

Wear this shirt: to hear a guy spin records made by other people and take all the credit.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re the type who leaves before the encore.

This shirt tells the world: “I have yelled ‘play some Skynyrd’ at every rock show I’ve attended since 1991. And it gets funnier every time.”

We call this color: Asphalt Leave Here Tomorrow.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 429C - 123C - 485C - 484C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
moronbrigade
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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  • 21% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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