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Now look at them iPhones, that’s the way you do it
A virtual lighter on your phone’s touchscreen
That ain’t flickin’, that’s the way you do it
Zippos for nothin’ and your Bics for free
Now that ain’t flickin’, that’s the way you do it
Lemme tell you them phones ain’t dumb
Just launch the app with a touch of your finger
Never get a blister on your thumb
We gotta flick these butane-filled lighters
Buy ‘em in six-packs at the checkout li-i-i-i-ine
We gotta flick these little thumbwheels
We gotta strike a spark on the flint
Yeah, look at them iPhones, that’s the way you do it
A virtual lighter on your phone’s touchscreen
That ain’t flickin’, that’s the way you do it
Zippos for nothin’ and your Bics for free
Wear this shirt: to hear a guy spin records made by other people and take all the credit.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re the type who leaves before the encore.
This shirt tells the world: “I have yelled ‘play some Skynyrd’ at every rock show I’ve attended since 1991. And it gets funnier every time.”
We call this color: Asphalt Leave Here Tomorrow.
Pantone Colors:
White - 429C - 123C - 485C - 484C - Black
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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