Console Wars

by Radscoolian

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Eeny, Meenie, Miney, No

1st place in Derby #280: Gamer Lifestyle, with 345 votes!

"Hey buddy, you know a lot about video games. Which console do you think I should buy?"

"Well, that depends. If you're a more serious gamer you probably want a PS3 or XBox 360, but the next-gen consoles are going to be coming out soon, so you'd be outmoding yourself if you got one of those."

"OK…Isn't the next-gen Nintendo out?"

"Yup, the Wii U. Are you eight years old?"

"No."

"Are you eighty years old?"

"No."

"Would you pay several hundred dollars for a machine that you will only use to play the newest Mario and Zelda titles?"

"No."

"Then don't get the Wii U."

"What about a PC? That way I could always be up to date."

"Sure. You could also waste away under the anxiety of dropping framerates every time a new title is released. Or you could buy a new console-priced video card every year."

"Jeez. You're making this all sound very unappealing."

"Listen, nobody said that trying to have fun was going to be fun."

Wear this shirt: while lecturing your nephews on the majesty of Tie Fighter.

Don't wear this shirt: if you're not ready to pledge your fealty to one console faction.

This shirt tells the world: "Ladies and gentlemen, if I say I'm a geek you will agree."

We call this color: The Future Is A Black Xbox

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): White - Cool Grey 9C - 446C - 709C - 361C - 715C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 31.885s
First Sucker:
DannySaiz
Last Wooter to Woot:
Megjasinski

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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