Cooler Than You

by ramyb

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Stale idea? Products gathering mold on the shelf? Call us!

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Here at Ray’s Last Minute Marketing, we know how frustrating it can be to have to come up with more than one idea. After all, you just spent all that time on the first idea! Millions of dollars are lost every year just because some uppity customers want something new.

That’s why you need us!

We’re experts at adding last-minute, superfluous details to “reinvent” your product! Double your inventory! Reinvigorate sagging brands! Generate buzz among disenfranchised customers! How do we do it? With our patented secret “they’ll never notice” technology!

Racing stripes! Lightning bolts! Sunglasses! We can add literally any small item to make it seem as if it’s not the exact same thing you did before or worse, some crummy old thing you had lying around that suddenly needed a minor detail to sort of relate to current events or a contest you’re in or something.

Call now! Operators are standing by!

Wear this shirt: On the days when the other shirt that’s exactly like it is in the wash.

Don’t wear this shirt: While blaming us for the failures of the democratic process.

This shirt tells the world: “Haters gonna hate.”

We call this color: Black for more

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 143C - 7451C - 661C - 7545C - 296C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 2.000s
First Sucker:
tskrang
Last Wooter to Woot:
himmelheber

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

7%
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Woots by State

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Cooler Than You by ramyb
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