Corroborating Crow

by kdeuce

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Caw You Like Me Now?

4th place in Derby #166: Things That Start With the Letter C!

Don’t caw it a comeback. We were down. Way down. But we were never out. Just when you thought West Nile virus had finally made it possible for you to sleep in on Sundays, here we come, caaaw-caaaw-caaawing right outside your house first thing in the morning.

We drive you crazy. But you know you missed us. When you see those ominous black wings beating the air, when you notice how intelligently we work together to crack open a nut or figure out how to get into a trashcan, you’ll fear us. But you’ll also know all is right with the world.

Wear this shirt: even if it’s infected with West Nile virus. Crows can’t transmit the virus to humans directly.

Don’t wear this shirt: if your car breaks down in a bad part of town and you and your fiancee get attacked by thugs, unless you want to be consumed by an eternal quest for vengeance.

This shirt tells the world: “Evermore.”

We call this color: I Don’t Like The Way All Those Crows Are Gathering On The Asphalt Outside The Window.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 179C - 1815C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 54.000s
First Sucker:
thegeneticist
Last Wooter to Woot:
Aliceschmidt

Purchaser Experience

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  • 97% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Corroborating Crow by kdeuce
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