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Coughee

by Oliver Munday

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 25 - Mar 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Mar 22 - Mar 25
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C8H10N4O2 + C10H14N2 = :)

See this is what I don’t get: it’s perfectly OK to walk around advertising totally addictive, murderous vices like coffee and cigarettes, and to make millions of dollars selling them with no regard for the lives destroyed along the way. But when a hardworking guy like me just wants to relax with a little pipeful of crystal meth, I have to skulk around like some kind of criminal. End the hypocrisy! Free the crank!

This shirt was designed by: Baltimore graphic-design guy Oliver Munday, who was born on a Tuesday, got wired on a Wednesday, lit up on a Thursday, got hooked on a Friday, and designed this shirt on a Saturday.

Wear this shirt: so you can just mutely point to your chest the next time you go into QuikTrip.

Don’t wear this shirt: very long. Someday soon, it’ll be illegal to even acknowledge that cigarettes exist.

This shirt tells the world: “I plan to be wide awake for every thrilling moment of my lung cancer.”

We call this color: Heather Gray Lung.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 9.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Coughee by Oliver Munday
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.