Crane Technique

by Steven Rhodes

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Sweep The Talon

Everybody thought Mr. M was losing his mind when he started “training” that bird. Then came the All-Valley Tournament.

When the Cobra Kai dude lost his challenge to the crane’s eligibility, he pretty much lost the tournament right there. As for the supposedly “illegal” moves that the crane used during his fights, well, it’s hard to lodge a complaint when your eyes being pecked into jelly. Good luck menacing anybody with your dirt bike now, eyeless.

Wear this shirt: as you learn the intricacies of Italian-American Kid From New Jersey Technique.

Don’t wear this shirt: and try to take on Billy Zabka. It’s hard to get blood out of cotton.

This shirt tells the world: “What is the sound of one ‘80s movie reference clapping?”

We call this color: Creme On, Creme Off.

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Features


Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Crane Technique by Steven Rhodes
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