Critical Hitters

by Simic

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1st place in Derby #591: Secrets

i heard they meet in a dark lair called a "bar" and drink exotic libations called "beer." some say they perform a clandestine ritual known as the "high five." one of them goes by the outlandish moniker of "kevin." also they think the earth is flat.

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
7m 9.773s
First Sucker:
garrickpass
Last Wooter to Woot:
Joewoot22

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 5% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 4% bought 3 or more

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Critical Hitters by Simic
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$11.00 $14.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.