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It's not easy being the only cube on the playground. Nobody wants to throw you through a hoop or kick you into a goal. Even when you do frolic with the others, your sharp corners invariably lead to a tragic puncture incident if you're not careful. So what can the lonely cube of today do to fit in? File off your edges? Don't you dare. You can't run from who you are, especially if you're a cube with no legs. You just keep on cubin' on, and someday everybody will recognize the unique beauty of your six equal sides.
This shirt was designed by: Woot member inglekott, the winner of our inaugural Derby. He is to the Derby what Nelson Algren is to the National Book Award, the Green Bay Packers are to the Super Bowl, and Can't Stop The Music is to the Golden Raspberry Awards.
Wear this shirt to: the annual convention of the National Association for the Advancement of Cube-Shaped People.
Don't wear this shirt to: the annual convention of the National Association for the Advancement of Pyramid-Shaped People. Because why aren't they represented on your shirt, you shapist bigot?
This shirt tells the world: "Who squares wins."
We call this color: White Is The Loneliest Color.
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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