Dad Joke U

by Rasabi

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2nd place in Derby #532: Practical Jokes and Jokes that are Practical!

"Okay, just a reminder that this is a safe place. There is no criticism here. Harold, you were telling me about a challenge you faced during the week. Would you like to share with the group?"

"Yeah, I mean, I was just saying that I had an incident at home on Tuesday."

"Go on. . ."

"Well, we just finished dinner, and my daughter said, ‘I’m full’ . . .”

nodding

"And I opened my mouth to offer her some advice about moving after a heavy meal to feel better but . . . but . . .”

"Just tell us, Harold. You’ll feel better."

"I said, ‘Hi Full, I’m Harold'."

nodding

"My breadth of knowledge is wasted! Every time I try to impart a useful piece of life guidance, all that comes out is a hokey punchline. One was a salted. The third guy ducked. We don’t serve food here. MY DAUGHTER THINKS I AM A MORON.”

"I know it’s tough, Harold. Hey, you know, you remind me a bit of a scarecrow."

"How’s that?"

"You’re both outstanding in your field."

"We’re all ruined."

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Quantity Breakdown

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Dad Joke U by Rasabi
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