Deadly Butterfly

by Tobe Fonseca

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ur the moth now, dog

We didn’t know how bad it was gonna get when the first Monarch landed on the freckled nose of little Lily Smaglaboo. In hindsight, maybe we should have realized what an augury that fluttery a-hole actually was. But we thought it was cute. Pretty, even.

Then, a few more started trickling in. Then more. It’s ominous now. Pets have started disappearing, as did my lawn mower, which, I mean, I don’t know what those guys would do with a Lawn-Boy rear wheel drive self-propelled gas lawn mower with Kohler engine, but I sure didn’t lend it out to anybody. I went out to the shed one morning and it was just missing. I got a great deal on that thing.

Anyway, the folks next door vanished, and so did the Gropp family up the street. I peeked through their living room window yesterday and everything seemed to be covered in silky webbing and, I’m assuming, uric acid. I was chased off the premises by hundreds of Swallowtails. My wife went out for provisions. That was three days ago. I hope she is okay.

We’re a subdivision under siege. We are on the precipice of chaos, I can feel it. Nothing seems safe. I am worried.

If you see my lawn mower, please let me know.

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 44.116s
First Sucker:
pocatello83201
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 7% one year old
  • 87% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Deadly Butterfly by Tobe Fonseca
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