Death on a Pale White UNICORN!

by jimiyo

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The Better To Impale You On, My Dear

From the darkest nightmares of Lisa Frank trots this one-horned, scythe-wielding apparition, ready to harvest your soul for its celestial sticker book. Somewhere beneath its flowing robes beats a heart of pure Hello Kitty, but don’t expect that to save you.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member jimiyo, who we hope isn’t allowed within 500 feet of a preschool.

Wear this shirt: if you think death is cute, you sick, sick individual.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a funeral, even if it does look great with your black slacks.

This shirt tells the world: “Unicorns never die, they just gallop away on a rainbow. Also, they never lived in the first place.”

We call this color: Black Shroud of Cuteness.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Quantity Breakdown

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Death on a Pale White UNICORN! by jimiyo
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.